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September 29, 2025
Reading
Wes Lydon
The Garden Path Sentence

Sometimes a sentence leads you to a dead end. You are confused, and that's ok. This time you can blame the sentence.

The Garden Path Sentence
September 22, 2025
What Lydon is Thinking
Wes Lydon
Semicolon (or, The Period with a Goatee)

I've had a few students ask me about semicolons in the past week. I am sure they are not alone in wondering how to use them, and why we use them the way we do.

Semicolon (or, The Period with a Goatee)
September 15, 2025
What Lydon is Thinking
Wes Lydon
Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo, You Know?

Students are talking about Buffalo. Word is they buffalo Buffalo buffalo, which is weird for Buffalo buffalo to do, when you consider that Buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo, You Know?
September 9, 2025
Quite Excellent
Wes Lydon
New Quite Excellent - "Small Kindnesses"
New Quite Excellent - "Small Kindnesses"
September 8, 2025
What Lydon is Thinking
Wes Lydon
The Day My Beard Died

My Beard Died. This is his story.

The Day My Beard Died
Wes Lydon
September 29, 2025
Reading

The Garden Path Sentence

Wes Lydon
September 29, 2025
Reading
The Garden Path Sentence

Sometimes a sentence leads you to a dead end. You are confused, and that's ok. This time you can blame the sentence.

Tagged: Random

Comment
Wes Lydon
September 22, 2025
What Lydon is Thinking

Semicolon (or, The Period with a Goatee)

Wes Lydon
September 22, 2025
What Lydon is Thinking
Semicolon (or, The Period with a Goatee)

I've had a few students ask me about semicolons in the past week. I am sure they are not alone in wondering how to use them, and why we use them the way we do.

Tagged: Punctuation

4 Comments
Wes Lydon
September 15, 2025
What Lydon is Thinking

Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo, You Know?

Wes Lydon
September 15, 2025
What Lydon is Thinking
Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo, You Know?

Students are talking about Buffalo. Word is they buffalo Buffalo buffalo, which is weird for Buffalo buffalo to do, when you consider that Buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

Tagged: Random, Englishy

1 Comment
Wes Lydon
September 9, 2025
Quite Excellent

New Quite Excellent - "Small Kindnesses"

Wes Lydon
September 9, 2025
Quite Excellent

Source: /quite-excellent/83

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Wes Lydon
September 8, 2025
What Lydon is Thinking

The Day My Beard Died

Wes Lydon
September 8, 2025
What Lydon is Thinking
The Day My Beard Died

My Beard Died. This is his story.

Tagged: Random

8 Comments
Wes Lydon
September 1, 2025
What Lydon is Thinking

How to Be a 7

Wes Lydon
September 1, 2025
What Lydon is Thinking
How to Be a 7

You are your own worst critic.

Tagged: Real Talk, Guidance, Random

1 Comment
Wes Lydon
August 25, 2025
What Lydon is Thinking

"Being a Teenager Is Easy!"

Wes Lydon
August 25, 2025
What Lydon is Thinking
"Being a Teenager Is Easy!"

Adults have a tendency to marginalize the difficulties of childhood. That is, to suggest that the challenges faced in high school (and before) are insignificant compared with the challenges of adult life. I've done it. My friends have done it. My parents have done it (and probably yours too). 

Tagged: Real Talk, Random

16 Comments
Wes Lydon
August 21, 2025
What Lydon is Thinking

Video Game Monotony as Metaphor

Wes Lydon
August 21, 2025
What Lydon is Thinking
Video Game Monotony as Metaphor

Games are repetitive, and I believe this is an excellent opportunity for storytelling.

Tagged: Gaming

1 Comment
Wes Lydon
August 20, 2025
What Lydon is Thinking, Related Items

A Change in Tone Makes Little Mermaid Creepy

Wes Lydon
August 20, 2025
What Lydon is Thinking, Related Items
A Change in Tone Makes Little Mermaid Creepy

With just a bit of a tonal change, things get weird.

Tagged: Tone

23 Comments
Wes Lydon
August 18, 2025
What Lydon is Thinking

"Why Do You Teach?" Is an Exigent Question

Wes Lydon
August 18, 2025
What Lydon is Thinking
"Why Do You Teach?" Is an Exigent Question

I have had a few students ask me "Why do you teach?" recently...

Tagged: Real Talk

4 Comments
Wes Lydon
August 18, 2025
What Lydon is Thinking, How I Would Do It, You Do This Wrong

How To Name a Document (You Do This Wrong)

Wes Lydon
August 18, 2025
What Lydon is Thinking, How I Would Do It, You Do This Wrong
How To Name a Document (You Do This Wrong)

If you have more than one documents titled "English Paper," this one is for you.

Tagged: Guidance, Random

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Wes Lydon
October 21, 2024
Quite Excellent

New Quite Excellent - "That Part in the Music

Wes Lydon
October 21, 2024
Quite Excellent

Source: /quite-excellent/80

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Wes Lydon
September 16, 2024
Quite Excellent

New Quite Excellent - "Why I Respect the Dog"

Wes Lydon
September 16, 2024
Quite Excellent

Source: /quite-excellent/79

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Wes Lydon
March 11, 2024
Reading

My 2023-24 First Semester Reads

Wes Lydon
March 11, 2024
Reading
My 2023-24 First Semester Reads

This is what I finished first semester.

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Wes Lydon
February 12, 2024
What Lydon is Thinking, You Do This Wrong

How to Search Google (You Do This Wrong)

Wes Lydon
February 12, 2024
What Lydon is Thinking, You Do This Wrong
How to Search Google (You Do This Wrong)

You can search better. Promise.

Tagged: Research, News

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Wes Lydon
January 25, 2024
Library

We Got New Books!

Wes Lydon
January 25, 2024
Library
We Got New Books!

Five new books for the Lydon Library!

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Wes Lydon
October 9, 2023
Quite Excellent

New Quite Excellent - "the name before the name before mine"

Wes Lydon
October 9, 2023
Quite Excellent

Source: /quite-excellent/73

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Wes Lydon
September 11, 2023
Quite Excellent

New Quite Excellent - "Letter to the Person Who Carved..."

Wes Lydon
September 11, 2023
Quite Excellent

Source: /quite-excellent/72

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Wes Lydon
September 6, 2023
What Lydon is Thinking, Related Items

Conjunctive Adverbs - An Explainer

Wes Lydon
September 6, 2023
What Lydon is Thinking, Related Items
Conjunctive Adverbs - An Explainer

Conjunctive adverbs are not contagious, nor are they very scary. 

Tagged: Englishy

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Wes Lydon
August 21, 2023
Quite Excellent

New Quite Excellent - "Good Dog"

Wes Lydon
August 21, 2023
Quite Excellent

Source: /quite-excellent/71

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Sometimes a sentence leads you to a dead end. You are confused, and that's ok. This time you can blame the sentence.

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Semicolon (or, The Period with a Goatee)
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Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo, You Know?
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What Lydon is Thinking

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New Quite Excellent - "Small Kindnesses"
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